1. I reserve the right to post only one blog. Ever.
2. Any of B. Els' friends are fair game. Including myself.
3. The University of Washington Football program is great and good.
4. I am a fair-weather Mariner fan. I will only write articles in favor of the team when they have won several games in a row or are clearly successful.
5. Portland has the highest incidence of Meth use in America. Therefore, I will make fun of Stampy.
6. Idaho makes potato ice cream. I will thus make fun of Adam.
7. Joe is shorter than me. That is rare and must be ridiculed.
8. MLS needs to place an expansion team in Seattle.
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2 comments:
Wow this blog sucks. It is never updated.
I have grown seven inches in the last two years. I get laid all the time.
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